How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."