How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."