How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."