What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives