What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*