What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Antfartica

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Rue Dolph

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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The clap.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*