Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
new gloves for the cold days
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
Because they die at the last second.
He knows where the naughty girls live.