Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)