Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.