Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.