What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.