What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to