Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

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Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Zen Master Jokes More Zen Master Jokes

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Hot Dog Vendor Jokes More Hot Dog Vendor Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.