What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Frog Leg Jokes More Frog Leg Jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

An antphibian !

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.