What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.