A dead centipede.
Because they are always lying in bed!
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Kermits finger
Olive oil.
A fruit by the foot
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A: There was a restraining order.
A centipede
