What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.