What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.