Lays, because they are full of air.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Air to the bone
A dead centipede.
Because air is free
because AIR IS FREE
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
There's a little nip in the air.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
A HERPA filter
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
A millionaire.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
Because eggs were going up !
Super Pickle
See you on the flip side.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Air.
A centipede
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
A plain one.
Air to the throne.
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
A seahorse !
Pupil : It's stolen !
Lets get right into the noose.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Toastyyy!
Air conditioning.
Electricity.
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
Because she was drinking on the job.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Six foot force :)
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Legolas
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
A battery hen !
Eggs actually get laid.
