What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.