What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.