What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Six foot force :)

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.