What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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It was two tired.

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Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.