What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.