What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.