What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.