Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves