Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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He had a hole in one.

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They get a hole in one!

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit