What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.