What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.