What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.