Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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