Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent