Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent