Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent