Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."