Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird