He sipped his drink before it was cool
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Icee."
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Who cures?
With oinkment.
A: On a blind date!
Waiting for a bus.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
Sack religious
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
A: Tea Rex
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
He's just looking for a pack.
