Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.