He sipped his drink before it was cool
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Icee."
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
A narcissistick.
Hey, this looks new!"
Stick a plunger in the toilet
A: On a blind date!
French press
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Food
Introduce him to Warhammer.
They know people will blow them.
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
