Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once