Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract