What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

How do babies get out of bellies?

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.