What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.