What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.