Hit him in the face with an axe
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Never enough.
I forgot to wet the soap.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
Because he was a
Because it keeps hitting pause.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.