How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's