How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.