How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !