Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!