Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !