Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.