Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!