What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.