What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.