What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why go to college?

There's Google.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.