What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.