What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.