Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Tin, because tin can.

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Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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They prefer radians.

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Whas-a-matta U.

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