Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

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