Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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He tried, but it didn't work out.

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A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.