Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.