Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.