So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Brake dance.
A windshield viper.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
You park your car, man.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
The windshield.
Put a windshield in front of her.
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
A: The dog taped his mouth.
The third degree.
A Graduated cylinder.