Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.