Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.