Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.