Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.