Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.