How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.