How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield