How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.