How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.