How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"