How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"