What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield