What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard