What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.