How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.