How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.