How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it