How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.