How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account