What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.