What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn