What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn