What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.