What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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So the attendees could get some face-time.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.