Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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A tacodile

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.