Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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A bro job.

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*