Bereave Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

You might also enjoy:

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.