How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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