How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame