How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.