How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board