How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.