How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.