Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.