Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.