Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan