Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.