What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.