What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.