How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?