How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.