How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?