How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy