What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe