What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe