What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe