What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!