What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe