What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.