What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !