What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!