Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe