Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes