What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish