What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.