What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....