What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....