What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**