What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.