What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.