Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
The ocean
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
A woman with a towel fetish
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
