What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.