A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
A chainsaw.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
The ocean
Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
A waterfell.
Dried Cherries