What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries