What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.