What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel