What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.