Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
He tractor down
OCDC
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
theft
I'm just asking for a friend)
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Cloning.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Towels.
