Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Natural selection.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.
Well hung.
With or without "u"
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
A towel full of loads