What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads