Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
To get to the other wife.
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
A microwave.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
They are hiring.
The Juan who lived.
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Somebody threw the towel in.
