What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.