What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.