What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky