What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.